Take One Drink When...
Charles is wearing a scarf
--Take another drink if he is NOT wearing a scarf
You can see Charles' chest hair
Brett and Charles make fun of each other
Richard seems to be doing weird things with his fingers
Charles is smoking a pipe
You suspect the stars are copying off each other
Gene makes fun of a contestant's answer
Gene does "Old Man Periwinkle" voice
A question is about "Dumb Dora" or "Ugly Edna"
Answer gets buzzed even though you think it should count
No one scores after the first round
Fannie has something on her chest
Marsha wears a revealing top
Episode uses the Star Wheel
Episode doesn't have Richard
Contestant picks Richard for the Super Match
Female contestant kisses Richard after matching on Super Match
Take Two Drinks When...
Richard is dressed casual
Gene gets creepy with the female contestant or the #4 celebrity
Charles is wearing a hat
Reference to Fannie Flagg's breasts
The Question calls for the name of a person and a star writes the name of a fellow panelist
--Take another drink if the answer is "Howard Cosell"
6th Panelist is not Fannie or Betty
Gene asks a question and the audience responds with "How (blank) is/was he/she/it"
Charles actually gives a "normal" answer
Brett has an answer that takes up two (or more) cards
Brett chastises the audience for booing her answer
Richard states that his answer is "El (blank)-o"
Charles' answer is in another language
No one scores after 2 Rounds
Contestant matches 1st or 4th star
Richard messes with the contestant on the Super Match
The contestant picks a star OTHER than Richard for Super Match
--Take an additional drink if the star picked is not Brett or Charles
Gene says "Slide the Big One!" during the Super Match segment
The contestant uses his/her own answer in the Final Round
Take Three Drinks When...
Gene trips coming on-stage
Contestant matches one of Charles' weird answers
Someone matches Patti
Audience cheers 1st Panelist's answer
Jack Klugman is mentioned
Richard sports facial hair
Charles gets a kiss from a contestant
An answer is first buzzed, and then is given a ding
Star says they think their answer is a match and it gets buzzed
Gene or Brett supports a contestant answer that the audience booed
Gene calls the stars weirdos
Gene calls the stars "Creatures from the Dark Lagoon"
A star receives "help from above" for Super Match
--Take another drink if Gene hints that help may come from above
--One more drink if help comes too late and star unable to give answer
Earl gets mentioned
Whenever "penis" would be the obvious (albeit unsuitable for TV) answer, "nose" is the given answer
--Drink whatever you have left if Marsha writes "penis" and it is censored
This game is meant to be fun, but please drink responsibly if you decide to play. These are also merely guidelines--you may decide you do not want to use all of the incidents in question. Most of the answers I came up with on my own while watching many, many episodes of Match Game. However, I did consult the Match Game Mania Drinking Game , which you may visit if you would like to see another incarnation of the game.