Take One Drink When...

Charles is wearing a scarf

     --Take another drink if he is NOT wearing a scarf

You can see Charles' chest hair

Brett and Charles make fun of each other

Richard seems to be doing weird things with his fingers

Charles is smoking a pipe

You suspect the stars are copying off each other

Gene makes fun of a contestant's answer

Gene does "Old Man Periwinkle" voice

A question is about "Dumb Dora" or "Ugly Edna"

Answer gets buzzed even though you think it should count

No one scores after the first round

Fannie has something on her chest

Marsha wears a revealing top

Episode uses the Star Wheel

Episode doesn't have Richard

Contestant picks Richard for the Super Match

Female contestant kisses Richard after matching on Super Match

Take Two Drinks When...

Richard is dressed casual

Gene gets creepy with the female contestant or the #4 celebrity

Charles is wearing a hat

Reference to Fannie Flagg's breasts

The Question calls for the name of a person and a star writes the name of a fellow panelist

     --Take another drink if the answer is "Howard Cosell"

6th Panelist is not Fannie or Betty

Gene asks a question and the audience responds with "How (blank) is/was he/she/it"

Charles actually gives a "normal" answer

Brett has an answer that takes up two (or more) cards

Brett chastises the audience for booing her answer

Richard states that his answer is "El (blank)-o"

Charles' answer is in another language

No one scores after 2 Rounds

Contestant matches 1st or 4th star

Brett sings

Richard messes with the contestant on the Super Match

The contestant picks a star OTHER than Richard for Super Match

     --Take an additional drink if the star picked is not Brett or Charles

Gene says "Slide the Big One!" during the Super Match segment

The contestant uses his/her own answer in the Final Round

Take Three Drinks When...

Gene trips coming on-stage

Contestant matches one of Charles' weird answers

Someone matches Patti

Audience cheers 1st Panelist's answer

Jack Klugman is mentioned

Richard sports facial hair

Charles gets a kiss from a contestant

An answer is first buzzed, and then is given a ding

Star says they think their answer is a match and it gets buzzed

Gene or Brett supports a contestant answer that the audience booed

Gene calls the stars weirdos

Gene calls the stars "Creatures from the Dark Lagoon"

Gene sings

A star receives "help from above" for Super Match

     --Take another drink if Gene hints that help may come from above

     --One more drink if help comes too late and star unable to give answer

Earl gets mentioned

Whenever "penis" would be the obvious (albeit unsuitable for TV) answer, "nose" is the given answer

     --Drink whatever you have left if Marsha writes "penis" and it is censored

This game is meant to be fun, but please drink responsibly if you decide to play.  These are also merely guidelines--you may decide you do not want to use all of the incidents in question.  Most of the answers I came up with on my own while watching many, many episodes of Match Game.  However, I did consult the Match Game Mania Drinking Game , which you may visit if you would like to see another incarnation of the game.